My mood depends on how good my hair looks
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.

wgsn:
Fabien Verriest’s floral beards made us smile at La Cambre National School of Visual Arts final MA show.
OMG THE SET IS FINALLY COMPLETE
I won’t even check for miscolored segments anymore i am just tired OTL click high-res my dears
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
you’re right
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
my mistake
lol what do private phone number people expect when they attempt to call me
I’m not going to pick up unless I know you, can see/recognise the number, or are expecting a call at that time. Ugh.